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yellowspidy: alicefree: sekoshi: j3sustits: 8—————3: -decimate: i can’t breathe I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT SCREAMING Laughing like there’s no tomorrow <3 ok that made my day my heart

Feb 29th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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May be spending Easter in Kentucky

#nayyyyyyyyyyy #butiwannagoonanairplane

Feb 26th

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While watching the opening credits of...

Boss Mom: *sees a name* Oh, that's Daddy's friend! That's funny. Small world. 
Child: .... Dad's friend is an indian??
 Ohmygoshiloveher. SheWantsToBeAnIndianFYI

Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend: 

Feb 21st

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Why James wasn't in Carlos' video.

Carlos: Hey! James, I'm making this awesome, star studded video. You want in?
James: Where are you filming this?
Carlos: Uh...my house.
James: What camera will you be using?
Carlos: Probably the one on my Mac.
James: ...Ew. Okay, here's how it's going down. I'm going to need you to-
Carlos: It's just a fun vide-
James: Don't talk over me. Please and thank you. 'Kay! so.
James: I'm gonna need a fully furnished green room. 
James: With a Moretti, Light Grey, Sleeper Sofa. 
Carlos: 
James: A double door fridge, with a built in ice maker. Fully stocked with nothing but fruit, veggies, and anything that has protein.
Carlos: But, James-
James: DO NOT SPEAK OVER ME!
Carlos: Okay! omfg
James: I want a pool. 
Carlos: In the green room?
James: Well, where else? 
James: I want that pool to be filled with the tears of children. 
James: I want that pool to be filled with children's fears. 
James: I want a makeup team. 
James: There will be good lighting. 
James: A REAL director. 
James: A list actors. 
James: Grammy award winning singers.
James: I want you to fly to Africa, hunt down an elephant, shoot that elephant, skin it, and make a dog bed for Fox. 
Carlos: B-b-but Sydney has an extra dog bed. 
James: How dare you deny my babies requests. 
Carlos: I didn't- I wasn't-
James: Dishonor. 
James: Dishonor on you. 
James: Dishonor on your family. 
James: Dishonor on your cow. 
Carlos: ....so will you do it?
James: I have better things to do. Like not be in your video.
James: Txt it.