February 2012
24 posts
May be spending Easter in Kentucky
#nayyyyyyyyyyy #butiwannagoonanairplane
While watching the opening credits of...
Boss Mom: *sees a name* Oh, that's Daddy's friend! That's funny. Small world.
Child: .... Dad's friend is an indian??
Ohmygoshiloveher. SheWantsToBeAnIndianFYI
friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
Why James wasn't in Carlos' video.
Carlos: Hey! James, I'm making this awesome, star studded video. You want in?
James: Where are you filming this?
Carlos: Uh...my house.
James: What camera will you be using?
Carlos: Probably the one on my Mac.
James: ...Ew. Okay, here's how it's going down. I'm going to need you to-
Carlos: It's just a fun vide-
James: Don't talk over me. Please and thank you. 'Kay! so.
James: I'm gonna need a fully furnished green room.
James: With a Moretti, Light Grey, Sleeper Sofa.
Carlos:
James: A double door fridge, with a built in ice maker. Fully stocked with nothing but fruit, veggies, and anything that has protein.
Carlos: But, James-
James: DO NOT SPEAK OVER ME!
Carlos: Okay! omfg
James: I want a pool.
Carlos: In the green room?
James: Well, where else?
James: I want that pool to be filled with the tears of children.
James: I want that pool to be filled with children's fears.
James: I want a makeup team.
James: There will be good lighting.
James: A REAL director.
James: A list actors.
James: Grammy award winning singers.
James: I want you to fly to Africa, hunt down an elephant, shoot that elephant, skin it, and make a dog bed for Fox.
Carlos: B-b-but Sydney has an extra dog bed.
James: How dare you deny my babies requests.
Carlos: I didn't- I wasn't-
James: Dishonor.
James: Dishonor on you.
James: Dishonor on your family.
James: Dishonor on your cow.
Carlos: ....so will you do it?
James: I have better things to do. Like not be in your video.
James: Txt it.
k1ss:
I’m so uncomfortable
WatchI miss this show so much.
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January 2012
47 posts
"Hey, didn't you use to have a crush on..."
Armie Hammer Arrested for Pot Possession | TMZ →
ceceliaaa:
ehermione:
popculturebrain:
Interestingly, in the same small town where Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson were busted. So congrats Hammer, you’re a stoner with the best of them.
“Arrest records show he had 0.02 ounces of marijuana, three medicinal marijuana cookies and one brownie when arrested Nov. 30 in Sierra Blanca, a few miles from the Mexican border.”
oh armie, i love you.
ttoastt:
On my phone this looked like a baby. I was like, why is that so bad? Oh. ahaha
Watchkellymrocks:
itsclaudiaaaaa:
dirtylittlestylewhoree:
dead.
OMFG hahahaha
why does she dance better then me?
Watchkellymrocks:
mcfadders:
aclassicdisaster:
ilungas:
lyfeunscriptd:
shalalab00m:
teddyyo:
what in the world?
nope nope hell no
Possessed. No way in hell…
OHNONONONONONO
There are literally tears in my eyes and my stomach is hurting. I can’t breathe.
LOL BRETT IT’S BACK.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT?!
This cannot be real! HOW CAN IT HAVE A VOICE?
